Because some insanity needs sharing with the world.
[22:57] serenadingwords: *clutches my bear* I will take Yuki and her bear ON.
[22:57] TontoMarius: "Bearfight!" just doesn't have the same ring to it.
[22:58] serenadingwords: Magical bear fight?
[22:58] TontoMarius: It's got more of a "bear vs guy with pocketknife" feel to it.
[22:58] serenadingwords: Ew.
[22:58] TontoMarius: Than "catfight", which is, well, yes.
[22:59] TontoMarius: Magical bears fighting would be like...care bears going apeshit with katanas.
[22:59] serenadingwords: You just won today.
[22:59] TontoMarius: Which, actually, I want to see that now.
[22:59] serenadingwords: Ask Suzanne. :P
[22:59] TontoMarius: *laugh*
[23:00] serenadingwords: I'm still laughing, not least at the fact that katanas are like 4x the size of Care Bears.
[23:00] TontoMarius: They might be small katanas.
[23:00] TontoMarius: But then they do a dice less damage...hrm.
[23:00] serenadingwords: So I'm getting this mental image of one just holding it straight out and spinning around and going "ahhhhhh!"
[23:00] serenadingwords: On a cloud, of course.
[23:00] TontoMarius: lol
[23:00] serenadingwords: Wow, that's like the best mental image I've had in ages.
[23:01] TontoMarius: Wow. I just for some reason threw Winnie the Pooh into that mix.
[23:01] serenadingwords: Ahhhhhhh!
[23:01] serenadingwords: Not magical.
[23:01] TontoMarius: Pooh with a katana is pretty fucking hilarious.
[23:01] TontoMarius: Facing an army of spinning Care Bears. :P
[23:01] serenadingwords: Does not compute.
[23:01] TontoMarius: So good.
[23:01] serenadingwords: *explodes*
[23:01] serenadingwords: Pooh would just be like "...what?"
[23:02] TontoMarius: Or "Oh, bother." as he cut down Care Bears right and left.