Which I should be doing right this instant. However, first, some good old-fashioned IM quote action, showcasing our bizzareness to the Internets, which is after all why they exist. Well, one of the reasons why, anyway.
[22:25] TontoMarius: I mean, as much fun as watching you pwn a bunch of Sims might be...
[22:25] serenadingwords: lol
[22:25] serenadingwords: I don't pwn. I am a nice omnipotent deity to my characters.
[22:25] TontoMarius: lol
[22:26] TontoMarius: So you've never trapped them in swimming pools or made them pee themselves or any of that?
[22:26] serenadingwords: Nope!
[22:26] serenadingwords: I make them happy!
[22:26] TontoMarius: Bright shiny happy people?
[22:26] serenadingwords: Shiny happy people, holdin' hands...
[22:27] serenadingwords: (does it come as a surprise to you that i really l,ike that song?)
[22:27] TontoMarius: So you're like a communist dictatorship, then.
[22:27] serenadingwords: lol
[22:27] TontoMarius: All propaganda arty.
[22:27] TontoMarius: With like, flowers and secret police beatings and stuff.
[22:27] serenadingwords: rofl
[22:28] TontoMarius: Because, you know, when they're off at work, you don't really KNOW if they're at work, do you?
[22:28] serenadingwords: True dat.
[22:28] TontoMarius: Maybe they're at the police station. Maybe they're spending their cash on blow and hookers. YOU HAVE NO WAY TO KNOW.
[22:29] serenadingwords: Well, except for how you have control over the money window.
[22:29] serenadingwords: And it tends to go UP at the end of the day. So if they're spending their cash on blow and hookers, they've got SOME stream of income I don't want to know about.
[22:29] TontoMarius: They're probably knocking over convenience stores for it. Again, there's a lot of hours you just don't have any idea about.
[22:29] serenadingwords: Oh yeah.
[22:29] TontoMarius: They may also be drug dealers.
[22:30] TontoMarius: They just take a few hits off the product.
[22:30] serenadingwords: But they're not in the "Life of Crime" career track! :P
[22:30] serenadingwords: Although my two main ones were on the "business" track... I guess they never did specify what business...
[22:30] TontoMarius: Does their real job drug test?
[22:30] TontoMarius: I mean, you never know.
[22:30] TontoMarius: They may also be Batman.
[22:30] serenadingwords: Dunno. I don't think there was a pre-employment screening.
[22:30] serenadingwords: ...We are sitting here contemplating Sims with drug and hooker habits. What the fuck?