You say '"You sorry ass piece of shit! why the hell couldn't you crash an hour ago? Or 2 hours? Or even 5 minutes from now! NO! You had to do it in the middle of a LONG post to my forums that I was 30 seconds away from completing! I'm NOT HAPPY! ( apologies, I needed to vent )"'
Whir snickers softly.
You say 'Sent via the talkback feature'
Whir laughs so hard he falls over dead from lack of air.
Whir says 'Dude, you really should seek help.'
You say 'I did. He wanted money, so I shot him.'
---Samson and Whir