Samson's fault for finding these and forcing me to laugh.
31. The proper name of Methyltheobromine is caffeine, not 'Holy life-giving fluid that is all we require for life'. (The blogger notes that this is a lie.)
97. 'MECHWARRIOR_4_SERVER' is not an authorized process to be running on the company's main router.
302. Mountain Dew is not radioactive and I should not tell Bob that it is. (Also a lie. With that kind of taste, it MUST be an Iraqi WMD reject substance)
304. Large sticks are not used in the repairing of computer technology. Ever. (Lies. Ever seen that picture of a duck holding a hammer over a computer?)
The relevant forum thread is here.
Posted by Dwip at January 24, 2004 6:47 PM