The Ravings of Demented Rabbits

Is your general a dead donkey, or are all the little flags square now?

There's little square flags around the main plaza in city seiges. The goal is to control said plaza, and the Parthians do, hence the pink flag there.

The dead donk...horse has more to do with the rain of arrow fire my Egyptian archers are pouring on just offscreen.

Along those lines, the Scythians are rediculous.

Well, the thing right in the center looking at me sure doesn't look like a horse. It looks like an ass.

The hooved one does too, come to think of it.

Oh wait, that would have been a better insult if you hadn't just told me that was your opposition. Heh.