The Ravings of Demented Rabbits

The Evils of Drink

Assorted random and mostly out of context conversation between Cole and myself.

Yes, I know I'm an evil bastard.

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Cole: dude,,.\ i'm plowed to shit, you ba ve bnow idea

Me: Well, if I didn't before, I sure do now. I mean, given the spelling of that thing you just sent me and all.

Cole: yeabh, i heugss

Cole: or guess as the ase mayb e

Cole: *case

Cole: keep in mind i don't have my gleasses on so i can't see the screen

Me: heugss? Look, I've heard of beer goggles, but that's a little extreme.

Cole: the fact of the matter is that i shgould go to bed but i'

Cole: m reall6 easted ah have no idea what i should be doing

Me: Going to bed at this rate sounds like a plan.

Cole: *i'm really wasted and i should go tod ved

Cole: *bed even

Cole: brian had to help me home

Cole: couldn't even see as far as a block

Me: I take it he's a little less drunk.

Cole: ye3ah, way lesss

Cole: sorrry7, but i can barely control my typying

Me: It's ok. Just realize that Whir and I get to make fun of you in the morning. [ED note - does this count?]

Cole: oh, ok,, but i probably won[t be awake any time before 12

Me: We have a pretty broad definition of morning.

Cole: habh

Me: habh?

Cole: wjatever. upi lmpw wjat o ,eam

Cole: *whatver, you know what i mean

Me: You realize I had no idea what the fuck you just said.

Cole: I'M BLI9ZED AND YOU CAN'T HOLD IT AGAINST ME

Me: Considering that the 9 and T keys are on opposite sides of the keyboard? Yes, I can.

Cole: exdatly

Me: I can't even begin to comprehend how you managed to spell that.

Cole: what were we talking about agin? stuf with the thing?

Me: The sociopolitical impact of squirrel aliens on the countries of 17th century Asia.

Cole: dumb it down for the drukn guy

Me: Well, there were these squirrel aliens. And they did stuff. And things.

Posted by Dwip at March 6, 2005 2:58 AM