April 18, 2005

Food Heresy

Me: You know, craving cherry-flavored cough syrup is a bit strange.

Whir: Um. You're sick. See a head shrinker.

Me: Well, I don't think it was the cough syrup so much as the artificial cherry flavoring.

Whir: I stand by my original statement.

Me: What's wrong with artificial cherry flavoring?

Whir: You're not right in the head.

Me: So you're a blasphemer against artificial cherry flavoring.

Whir: No, you're a heathen who likes it.

Me: Ok, so what do you get on snow cones then?

Whir: The blue stuff.

Me: WTH is blue?

Whir: Usually raspberry.

Me: Nononono. The true flavors for snow cones are cherry or root beer. Maybe bubble gum, but that's more properly applied to the Baskin Robbin's ice cream flavor.

Whir: Bubble gum? That's horrible. Root beer would be good.

Me: Root beer isn't just good, it's fucking awesome.

Bubble gum, as I said, is better as an ice cream flavor at Baskin Robbin's. Along with, you know, mint chocolate chip, peppermint, and vanilla.

Whir: I don't care what anyone says, vanilla is the One True Flavor.

Me: I'm a big fan, actually. Chocolate people are heretics. In fact, chocolate is one giant heresy.

Whir: Good man.

Me: And I don't care about what every female in the world says about it, either. Unless you've backed up your chocolate with either Cadbury egg filling, caramel, or peanut butter, you are a heretic.

Posted by Dwip at April 18, 2005 6:11 PM
Comments

It's a good thing we're such good friends, because otherwise I might not speak to you again.

Posted by: Regina at April 18, 2005 6:31 PM

*grin*

Posted by: Dwip at April 18, 2005 10:58 PM

Since women are inherently evil they are inherently heretics, but that is another story for another time, in other news, check out the cool new website i found.

http://www.elfdata.com/darkside/womensuck/index.html

Posted by: Clyos at April 18, 2005 11:40 PM

Few issues to work off, there, Cole?

Also, I completely forgot about marshmellow filling.

Also, anybody who likes both chocolate AND coconut filling shall be killed come the Revolution. In horrible, horrible ways.

Posted by: Dwip at April 18, 2005 11:44 PM

Something like that, women have a way of pissing me off. But like i said, another story for another time.

Posted by: Clyos at April 19, 2005 12:43 AM

Cole got burninated!

Posted by: Whir at April 19, 2005 7:22 AM

Don't worry Cole, if you ever want to get laid, there's always male prostitutes. :)

And amen to anti-coconut-filling movement.

Posted by: cyborgsuzy at April 19, 2005 8:21 AM

Getting laid isn't the issue, no, i didn't get burninated, i got what i pretty much expected, but that doesn't mean that i'm not pissed about it.

anyways, what on earth is this anti-coconut-filling movement?

Posted by: Clyos at April 19, 2005 10:43 AM

Isn't it obvious? Coconut filling is teh evil. It makes Baby Jesus cry. If you like coconut filling in chocolate, you will be subjected to fiery burnination come the Day.

Posted by: Dwip at April 19, 2005 11:46 AM

Coconut wa daisuki.

Posted by: Whir at April 19, 2005 12:15 PM

so, given the fact that i like coconut filling in certain chocolate candy bars means i'm going to face firey burnination on what day exactly?

Posted by: Clyos at April 19, 2005 7:25 PM