June 28, 2005

Minionhood

Regina never ever ever gets to say I never quote her ever again. Ever.

Got that?

Good.

[17:03] starflier06: heya.
[17:04] TontoMarius: 'lo 'lo.
[17:04] starflier06: Anyway, you.
[17:04] TontoMarius: Me.
[17:04] starflier06: I figured out your scheme and I'm not having any part of it.
[17:04] TontoMarius: It.
[17:04] TontoMarius: Them.
[17:04] TontoMarius: Roo?
[17:04] starflier06: You're going to indoctrinate me, bit by bit, with all your movies, music, and cultural references.
[17:04] starflier06: Until I am your minion.
[17:04] starflier06: Then I will become your pawn in the you v. marechal games of power. I see where this is heading!
[17:05] TontoMarius: Agh! She's discovered secret plan 36J!
[17:05] TontoMarius: Damage control! Damage control!
[17:05] starflier06: Do you want to know how I discovered it? It's pretty entertaining.
[17:05] TontoMarius: I'll bite.
[17:05] starflier06: 11 am, Saturday morning, Florida.
[17:05] TontoMarius: *gnaw, gnaw*
[17:05] starflier06: I'm bored, checking TV guide, and see, somewhere in the list of programs, Bill and Ted.
[17:05] TontoMarius: Awfully early in the morning to be that profound.
[17:06] TontoMarius: Bill and Ted!
[17:06] starflier06: I laugh to myself, turn it on, and proceed to watch it with my grandmother.
[17:06] starflier06: SHE was amused.
[17:06] TontoMarius: Yay!
[17:06] starflier06: This is when I realized I was merely your pawn.
[17:06] starflier06: And you were using me to spread your indoctrination.
[17:06] TontoMarius: Not yay.

Posted by Dwip at June 28, 2005 11:54 PM
Comments

Well, she hasn't caught on to what I'm doing yet, so that's a plus.

Posted by: Whir at June 28, 2005 11:59 PM

Bah, i need more pawns that aren't in oregon.

Posted by: Clyos at June 29, 2005 6:57 PM