And it came to pass in those days that it was summer. And God looked upon summer, and was not pleased:
God: You know, rabbit advisor, this whole "blazing heat" thing? Yeah. Maybe not such a great idea.
Rabbit Advisor: *wipes brow* Yeah God. It's pretty hot out here. I could use some refreshment.
God: Say, that's a good idea. *creates the Icee* Here, try this.
Rabbit Advisor: *slurp* Dude. This is great! *slurp* God, you're the Man.
And so it was that Icees appeared amongst the small forest animals of the world. And lo, there was much rejoicing. And slurping.
The management would like to thank Target Stores, Inc, for being awesome and being like the only place around to have Icee machines in their stores.
Posted by Dwip at August 12, 2005 2:17 PMObviously the heat broke what little was left of your sanity.
Posted by: Whir at August 12, 2005 3:59 PM