October 25, 2005

The Ravings of Tired Rabbits

Because I woke up at noon today, having had 10 hours of sleep, and right now I'm totally exhausted. Figure that out.

So I got my Praxis II English scores Saturday. 185/200 and 160/200, which is reasonable. And Western's like "Oh, bring them up when you get them!" and I'm like "Ok." So I do. And they're like "Oh, did you get your letter yet?" "No, but I'll check when I get back." And then I get back, and it's all like "We're sorry, but your application has been rejected. Have a nice day." So, yeah, that kinda sucks. What's funny here is that my parents seemingly care more about it than I do. Maybe I'm just so tired I won't care until tomorrow. Or maybe I'm just THAT Zen. Who knows.

Time to check in to some MLS programs, though.

On a totally other note, just to be all taunty to Suzanne, a reprint of the conversation we're having:

*totally out of context, for great justice*

Her: Great thing about manipulating men, they're so easily distracted.

You did not just hear me say that.

Me: I totally did, however.

Her: I deny everything.

Me: I have incriminating photographs.

Her: Look! A bunny!

Me: *looks at self* Yes?

Her: grr. Look! A shiney... thing... on the ground!

*grabs evidence*

Me: *police helicopters appear from nowhere*

Her: My wiley female manipulation skills are obviously dulled by the fever

Me: Perhaps. Or the internet. Or perhaps I am wise to your evil female ways.

Her: Perhaps I should not have explicitly stated that I had evil female ways. I might have kept it secret longer...

Me: That generally helps. I believe they're supposed to be evil SUBTLE female ways.

Her: It's the fever. I'm telling you.

Me: So you say.

Her: Look, I may not be subtle, but I am still female, and evil, and I am radiating an infectious disease so watch yerself.

Me: The internet will protect me!

Her: Not forever, it won't

Me: Well, at least until 2:30 tomorrow.

Her: is that when you get off your 'shift' ?

Me: Yah

Her: I don't know why I put shift in quotes

..or half-quotes. whatever.

Me: You were being so wily and female, you couldn't even tell that's what you were doing?

Her: Do I ever get to hear the end of this, or what?

Me: Well, when you put it like THAT...no.

Posted by Dwip at October 25, 2005 7:29 PM
Comments

Yet again proving that girls are evil and clueless. A very dangerous combination.

Posted by: Whir at October 25, 2005 11:41 PM

Female wiles have their place, but i kind of enjoy them try to work their futile skills on me. Especially when i get to put the women in their place at the end of the day.

Posted by: Clyos at October 26, 2005 10:46 AM

Also, if you ask me or whir, all women are evil and wiley, so it's not like you were hiding anything.

Posted by: Clyos at October 26, 2005 11:16 AM

Does your gf know about this, Cole?

Posted by: Dwip at October 26, 2005 11:51 AM

No no, they're all evil. But some don't possess the cognitive capacity to be wiley.

Posted by: Whir at October 26, 2005 2:09 PM

Yes, yes she does, but the reason she is my GF is that she puts up with it quite nicely.

Posted by: Clyos at October 27, 2005 8:22 AM

"puts up with it" = "biding her time until the fruition of some wiley plot"

It is good you underestimate us. It makes our job easier.

Posted by: suz at October 27, 2005 5:25 PM