March 7, 2006

In Conversation

Let's see. So at work, somehow everyone's having this conversation about puberty and balls dropping which somehow evolved from oral sex and nachos, and Tye walks by, and he's like "Careful, or they might corrupt you." "Oh," I say, "I'm already far more corrupt than that."

LPSes to the razor-bladed dildo-shaped courtesy phone please, LPSes.

In other news:

Suzanne: linkage

Me: Rock ON, I say.

Where'd it come from?

Her: The packaging on the exercise wheel I got my rats

Me: Too awesome.

Her: thought you might like that.

Me: It's just so...perfect.

Posted by Dwip at March 7, 2006 6:43 PM