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The Golden Age of Egypt |
| In 1190 AD, the Immortal Hapshetsut (may she be praised!)[1]
sent the people into the temples of the land, and she Herself dressed in
Her finest ceremonial regalia and went to the Cathedral of Thebes to offer
up sacrifices to appease the Gods, for it was written that in that year,
great disaster would destroy the world. As it turns out, no such
disaster happened, although when Gutenberg's Bible was printed later in
that year, it bore strange designs of cylinders and rectangular objects
upon the cover[2]. Most passed it off
as abstract art depicting Horus. By 1200 AD, the revelations brought
by the Printing Press and Gutenberg's Bible would allow Egypt to develop a
Code of Chivalry, master the secrets of Chemistry, and bring about new
techniques in astronomy and navigation[3].
In 1220, a voyage of exploration left Siout, aiming to explore the
western half of the globe, seeking new lands for colonization and trade.
In the world at large, the world polarized in the Romano-Iroquois
War, with Germany entering on the side of the Iroquois. Only Egypt
and England stayed neutral in this conflict; England for their own
reasons, Egypt because she was making far too much money supporting all
sides with luxuries and technology. The war appeared to be
stalemated, however, since no movement had occurred on the Roman front for
quite some time, though the Iroquois had lost Tynendenaga and Kawauka. In 1230, citing Thebes' remoteness from the rest of Egypt, the Immortal Hapshetsut (may she be praised!) moved the capitol from there to Sebti, which allowed faster communication with the French border. The first communication awaiting her there was from the Egyptian ambassador in France, who reported that Napoleon had bribed Germany to abandon their alliance with the Iroquois, stabbing Hiawatha in the back, so to speak. The next communication was of the discovery of a wondrous substance called saltpeter, with which weapons could be made that would propel projectiles with immense force, piercing the strongest armor. The Immortal Hapshetsut (may she be praised!) immediately ordered research into this new development, and further ordered that Thebes be renamed to bear the name of Gutenberg, Egypt's foremost citizen. Egypt, 1230 AD[4]: Gutenberg, 1240 AD[5]: The 1250s saw another widening of the war, as Napoleon's
diplomacy ensured England's help against the Iroquois. Egypt remained
the only neutral nation. These good relations paid off when Egypt's
western exploration mission encountered the Indians. The leader of
this strange western people was a small, bespectacled man named Ghandi, who
offered communications with two other peoples - the Babylonians and the
Americans. Egyptian ambassadors quickly traveled back and forth to the
peoples of the world, offering knowledge of these new peoples and updated
maps of the world. All in exchange for gold, of course. The
wealth of the world began flowing into Egyptian coffers[6]. America and the New World, 1250 AD: Egypt continued watching the Romano-Iroquois War, which
changed as Rome and the Iroquois signed a peace treaty with each other, but
no one else. Egyptian observers were treated to a spectacle as a lone
Iroquois spear regiment outside Ptenetou held off multiple French knights
before succumbing. The Immortal Hapshetsut (may she be praised!),
remembering Her military, scoured Egypt for sources of the wondrous
saltpeter, but the scientists of the time told Her that there was none to be
had. The Immortal Hapshetsut (may she be praised!), merciful as ever,
let these scientists keep their lives, but exiled them to a monastery to
better ponder the mysteries of Isis. Good news returned however, with
the unmatched Gutenberg developing new theories of music and free artistry. Egypt, 1290 AD[7]: The war, such as it was, appeared to be going the way of the
Iroquois, as Germany failed to hold off the Iroquois troops in Dresden and
Dortmund. This was of some concern to the Immortal Hapshetsut (may she
be praised!), but since Egypt and the Iroquois were trading partners and
friends, She decided to let it be, and in fact made new trade deals with
Hiawatha. The German collapse[8] led
Elizabeth, Napoleon, and Hiawatha to sign the Great Peace of 1325. Bismark
was left to the mercy of the militarily superior Iroquois. Using
irregularities in the peace treaty as a cover, Napoleon quickly turned
around and declared war on Elizabeth. The Immortal Hapshetsut (may she
be praised!) began growing worried about her neighbor to the south, and
began thinking about improving the Egyptian army. Egypt, 1420 AD: This year also saw the fall of the last continental German city to the Iroquois. Bismark fled to the small island of Danzig in the bay between the former Germany and Rome. |
| [1] - So, anybody getting annoyed by this
yet? :P [2] - Changed the GB splash to the SDI splash during testing, and forgot to change it back... ;) [3] - I love tech windfalls like that. I really do. [4] - Notice the caravel there to the west. And no, Sebti's not THAT far from Thebes, but there's some thought of building my Forbidden Palace up in that northern section. [5] - Gratuitous, I know. Note the improper GB icon. I suspect the building icons got hit by that stupid 75 thing, since I just changed the building icon sheets... [6] - And did it. Between everyone, over 30 gold per turn and a couple odd hundred in cash, plus maps. Elizabeth even gave me furs. Making first contact with the other continent is IMPORTANT. [7] - Note the wonder spree. I'm not building JS Bach's or Shakespeare's, although I could. Also ignoring the Colonial Administration, yet another new mod thing, which acts as a Forbidden Palace (which I am building) available with Navigation. [8] - Iroquois have saltpeter, which means muskets and dragoons (proto-cavalry from my mod). Hiawatha took over Bismark's only source of iron, and he has no saltpeter. Things ain't looking so hot. [9] - This is about the best the GB has EVER come through for me. The whole world is pretty much equal in tech, last I checked. I get lots and lots of advances that way. |