Title of Record

And this little bastard is annoying. He's pillaged 3 roads already, and there's not much I can do about it.

In 900 BC, Mathematics comes in, and we decide to research, uh... Good question. Literature for the GL, thinking.

And the first cracks start appearing in the facade. My border...leaks.

In 590 BC, Tokugawa comes calling, offering his territory map for Mathematics. Sure, why not? However, those fur clothes need to go, so...

In 530, Literature comes in, and we start on Construction.

In 490, the first Munchkin Warrior appears, and...dies to a 1hp archer in open grasslands! Woot! This is made up for a turn or so later when my own vet archer is unable to kill a random regular archer in the plains.

Borders, you say? Who needs borders?

And the second, third, fourth, and fifth Munchkin Warriors do for Tsingtao, though the Persians get it:

In 210, Egypt and the Ottomans come calling, and I extort a bunch of techs from Osman before declaring war on the both of them.

Cengju falls that same turn.

In 110, I finally pull out a leader:

He becomes the Great Library. Beijing falls the next turn to the Babylonians. The GL of course catapults me into the Middle Ages, but since the game has essentially turned into me waiting for the Iroquois to kill me with Munchkin Warriors, who cares?

Sun Tzu pops from another spear at Canton in 30 BC. For lack of a better idea, he becomes the Hanging Gardens. Since Canton is overrun the next turn, it matters little.

My third leader pops up in the fighting near Shanghai, and becomes a coliseum.

Xinjian goes down in 190 AD, leaving me Shanghai.

And that would be about when I quit.