Quotes

Today is the greatest
day I have ever known.
---Today, The Smashing Pumpkins

"There's this line from the song 'Rocket', 'Bleed in your own light'.
I wanna fuckin' bleed in my own light, not in Kurt Cobain's, not in
Perry Farrell's. I wanna go down in my own fuckin' ship. That's
what I'm about."
---Billy Corgan

Happier than Cam in a pen of sheep!
---Whir

Can you hear me
that when it starts to rain
it's just a state of a mind
---Rain, The Beatles

Marechal: "What brought Napoleon's downfall?"

Me: "Squirrel aliens."

Marechal: "Ha. I just won $5."

Me: "Do tell."

Marechal: "I bet $5 that your response to my serious question would be "squirrel aliens."
---Tonto_Marechal and myself

bash.org: <ultr0s> i think in the whole sense of the "information superhighway", my isp ended up driving a yugo down some dirt road

Me: "Monroetel lives!"

Clyos: "cept ours is a 80s Trans Am on cinder blocks, it doesn't move"

---bash.org, Cole, and myself

"Except [Idaho's] the 3rd world country of states."
---Cole

"What's fun is hiding behind your garage with your wakizashi, and then jumping out at cars screaming at the top of your lungs."

"They of course don't typically find the amusement in it, but I certainly do."
---Whir

"My car does pretty well in rain. In snow or ice it's about as useful as Dwip on a Monday."
---Whir

Marechal: "Frederick the Great knew how to fight a war ... you discipline your men, instill them with pride and fear... and then line up and fight like men."

Me: "And get cut down by the machine guns."

Marechal: "But no ... machine guns are immoral."

Me: "How about daisy cutters?"

Marechal: "Those are cool." *drops them on North Korea*

---Tonto_Marechal and myself

yeah... can't wait till 95% of these communist peeps move out of the dorms for a few weeks so the Internet doesn't slow to a crawl.... God damn downloading their stupid rap music and punk crap burned illegal files and all that stuff on KazAa and stuff and all those big problems that have ground internet service here at the university to a standstill

*fires pistol into air*

---Tonto_Marechal

Common sense says practice makes perfect. Apathy says fuck that shit.
---Whir

"Hanse Davion is my shepherd, I shall not be in want. He makes me shoot down CCAF troops in green pastures, he recons the enemy beside quiet waters, he restores the Federated Commonwealth. He guides us with pathfinders for his name's sake. Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no Capellan, for the AFFC and his mercenaries are with me; your AC and your Hatchet, they comfort me. You prepare a secure LZ before me in the presence of my enemies. You anoint my head with oil; my ammo bin overflows. Surely victory and pacification will follow me all the days of my life, and I will dwell in the house of the Fox forever. Amen."

Now man your DropShips. Next stop: Sian.
---Paul Bowman, rec.games.mecha

Samson says 'Just for that, I'm gonna call for an attack on the RIAA!'

Whir says 'You don't need a reason for that.'

Samson says 'I know, that's the beauty of it.'

---Samson and Whir

Whir says 'We Do Dwip Right.'
Whir says 'For that Deep Down Body Dwip.'
Whir says 'All You Need is a Dwip and a Dream.'
Whir says 'Think Once, Think Twice, Think Dwip.'
Whir says 'Snap! Crackle! Dwip!'
Whir says 'There Ain't No Dwip Like A Party Dwip!'
Whir says 'See the USA in Your Dwip.'
Whir says 'Great Dwip. Great Times.'
Whir says 'Grab Life by the Clyos.'
Whir says 'Does the Hard Clyos, So You Don't Have To.'
Whir says 'Let Your Clyos Do The Walking.'
Whir says 'Silly Rabbit, Clyos is for Kids.'
Whir says 'Takes a Clyos but it Keeps on Tickin'.'
Whir says 'Don't Live a Little, Live a Clyos.'
Whir says 'You Can Do It When You Clyos It.

---Whir, in a less lucid moment

You say '"You sorry ass piece of shit! why the hell couldn't you crash an hour ago? Or 2 hours? Or even 5 minutes from now! NO! You had to do it in the middle of a LONG post to my forums that I was 30 seconds away from completing! I'm NOT HAPPY! ( apologies, I needed to vent )"'

Whir snickers softly.

You say 'Sent via the talkback feature'

Whir laughs so hard he falls over dead from lack of air.

Whir says 'Dude, you really should seek help.'

You say 'I did. He wanted money, so I shot him.'

---Samson and Whir

Change is as alien to me as fun.

---Marechal

All I ask for is a pair of boots. How hard could it be?

---Basks-In-The-Sun, Morrowind

What khajiit do for you?

---Assorted khajiit, Morrowind

Fresssh game...

---Assorted argonians, Morrowind

Gormican says 'until the end when you realize that thier staves meant to look like the wizard staves are really modified high tech lazy guns'

Samson says 'high tech lazy guns! WOOO!'

Samson says 'Pull the trigger and they wake up 2 hours later :P'

---Gormican and Samson

You say 'And EVERYBODY likes squirrel aliens.'

Whir says 'Well ya. Who wouldn't like squirrel aliens?'

Samson says 'How can you not like furry little rabid space creatures?'

---Samson, Whir, and myself

Be all that you can be.

---United States Army

I must study politics and war that my sons may have liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. My sons ought to study mathematics and philosophy, geometry, natural history, naval architecture, navigation, commerce, and agriculture in order to give their children a right to study paintings, poetry, music, architecture, statuary, tapestry, and porcelain.

---John Adams

"I'm all about loving thy neighbor. =D But I also believe that shooting lots of people is the best way to save the Republic. You can shoot people with love. All for the greater glory of the Republic, Marius. Got to bear that in mind."

---Marechal

"In a morning meeting on Wednesday, Mr. Bremer warned the Iraqi leaders that they risked isolating themselves and their country if they continued to snub the United Nations."

---The New York Times

And my sour gummi bears say unto your plain gummi bears, "we are sour, and we are your superiors. Worship at our feet or be destroyed."

---Whir

"Well, hopefully legless zombie pigs with knives don't work their way into porn."

---Whir

"I know who I am...and who I may be, if I choose."

---Don Quixote