The last one was funny, this one's serious. But we'll start it out with an amusing part anyway.

Me: <just woke up, wanders down into the laundry room to find something in the freezer, steps in a puddle of water on the floor> Say, wait a sec... <looks up, sees the water filter spurting water everywhere> Um. Hey dad? You might wanna have a look at this...

Dad: Uh-oh. <starts playing with hoses and pipes>

Now for the serious part. Fun with chemicals. I got to play around with that oil you weather seal decks and other wood things with. Did the majority of a deck today. Well, this stuff SUCKS. Right at the moment I'm light headed, working on a massive headache, and my eyes just stopped hurting. The point? Don't work with this crap on hot days with no wind. Bring a fan or something. You don't want this junk anywhere near your head. Bleh. Ok, I feel better now (sort of).