1. Due to insomnia, you get to sleep at around 4:30am, and you have to be up at 9:20am to go to class.

2. The phone you borrowed because yours sucks gets a low battery warning and starts beeping once a minute, and because you've never had it happen before, you spend 15 minutes looking for the thing and plugging it in, ending the problem. This causes the loss of another hour of sleep.

3. Soon after, random loud people in cars start driving around, which you can hear even though the window is shut. Looking at the clock, it's 2 hours before you have to get up.

4. Finally, right before the alarm is due to go off, you fall asleep, only be to rudely awakened by a beepbeepbeep from the alarm. Class calls, but not on no sleep... Punch the alarm and go back to sleep.

5. Wake up, realize that it's 9 minutes before your next class and that you will never make it on time, but get up anyway.

6. Get your bill from the college, then realize that it's due tomorrow, and they charge interest.

7. Go to seal the envelope for your bank deposit, and realize you wrote all the adress stuff upside down.

8. Look outside and realize it's raining.

Looks like today is gonna be one of those really joyous sorts of days... In the words of Garfield:

Jon: <sigh> It's Monday. It's cold, it's dreary, and it's raining. What could be worse?

Garfield: There's a motorcycle gang in the driveway.

Well, my motorcycle gang has arrived.